Mind you, this particular server who had the luck of serving this guy was so over dealing with these drunk assholes and was in no way flirting with this guy. I'm pretty sure the only words she said to him were "What do you want to drink?" He happen to see her glasses, which several people at work call her "Dahmer" glasses because she looks like a serial killer when she wears them. She doesn't wear them to be cool or ironic, she wears them because they were cheap as fuck and are her go-to glasses when she can't find her fancy prescription pair. Again, it was one of those customers who never said anything to the server when he was at the table, but decided to leave his number in the hopes that the server will call. (By the way, we never do.) So, one may think, "Aww, but he's probably just a sweet, shy hipster who doesn't have the courage to ask her out!" And then you turn the receipt around and see this:
Seriously, is this socially acceptable? I think she got the hint when you told her to call you for a good "thyme". She knew you weren't implying that you guys go roast a chicken together. And by the way, she's not calling you.