"For A Good Thyme!"

Liquid courage.

Not Everyone Is An Asshole

No, thank you!

"I'm A Giver"

Apparently this guy thought he and his server had a moment every time she asked him if  he wanted another beer. Instead of introducing himself to the server as she is serving them, he waits until they leave to share his drunken feelings...drunken feelings that seemed to have caused him to leak from his tear ducts as you can see from the arrows pointing out "actual tears."
I love that the second note starts out with "My Dearest," like something out of a Jane Austin novel.  And then, continues with the proposition of doing "the horizontal monster-mash." And, in case you were wondering, he clarifies that he means sex.... But hey, at least he's "a giver."

Just In Case

You know this person is a service industry worker who happened to be out with a group of friends who do not work in the industry.  We always take care of our own.

Tip: Go Fuck Yourself

This one still pisses me off.  The server who received this is a man who has long black hair, which he puts back, because he follows the restaurant's policy on long hair.  This server showers and washes his hair every single day.  He just happens to have jet black hair that is healthy and shiny.  Apparently this fucking asshole thought it would be better to critique his hair than tip him on his service.

I'll Remember That Next Time....

Apparently this patron has never been in a bar at last call before.

Huzzah

Anyone who knows me knows that I am highly obsessed with anything pertaining to Renaissance and Medieval times.  Yes, I go to the Renaissance festival every year...at least once.  And, if there was a Medieval Times closer to where I live, I would frequent their establishment often.  So, seeing this on a credit card slip will always put a smile on my face.  Huzzah to the tipper!!